“I come with that ol’ loco
Style from my vocal
Couldn’t peep it with a pair of bifocals
I’m no joker.
Play me as a joker.
Be on you like a house on fire.
Smoke ya.”

“I’m Doo Doo Brown! (beitch) Hehahahaha
Tossed salad, oh you in some shit now
Callin me a dog, well leave a dog alone
Cuz nothin can stop me from buryin my bones
in the backyard, of someone else’s house
Ol’ Dirt Dog, but I’m not +Dogged Out+
Here comes Rover, sniffin at your ass
Pardon me bitch, as I shit on your grass
That means hoe, you been shit-ted on!
I’m not the first dog that’s shitted on your lawn.”

“Now all and together now, to what what who?
Rhymes come stinky like a girl’s poo-poo”

– Ol’ Dirty Bastard AKA Dirt McGirt AKA Dirt Dog