– Graffitti recently found in my bathroom, written in washable crayon.
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i knew it
Is there any evidence that your daughter was responsible for this grafitti or that you are the subject of it? Is it not highly plausible that there’s some kind of eyeball-devouring alien hiding in your bathroom with its literate offspring?
That would indeed be one option, STN. I shall investigate further and report back tomorrow – if I survive…
I couldn’t find any evidence of alien droppings, so I am sticking to my original thesis.
i knew it
Is there any evidence that your daughter was responsible for this grafitti or that you are the subject of it? Is it not highly plausible that there’s some kind of eyeball-devouring alien hiding in your bathroom with its literate offspring?
That would indeed be one option, STN. I shall investigate further and report back tomorrow – if I survive…
I couldn’t find any evidence of alien droppings, so I am sticking to my original thesis.