ok ok, so there ISN’T a cut of “Throw Me Corn” on Studio One Roots.

My credibility lies in tatters (like I had any to start with). I think I was probably getting it confused with the excellent Winston Jarrett’s “Fear Not”, which chugs away in a similar vein (especially when combined with lawnmower noise and being woken up 5 times in the night by a distressed daughter).

I shall retreat to lick my wounds…